I was dreaming that I was on a TV show talking about why we need more women and people of color to occupy positions of power in the government and I woke up saying “We need to get the dicks out of politics”
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
Even my 4 year old cousin loves watching this because according to him “they soo cute”
It’s that time again! :-) I’m happy to announce my 2nd tumblr giveaway, featuring cool new prizes as well as some old faves. This time I’m organizing it through rafflecopter, so be sure to pay extra attention to the rules!
1) This is a thank you present for my followers, so yes, you must be following me (don’t worry, if u can rough it through the patriarchy u will survive my selfies Be Strong My Sisters)
2) New followers are welcome and appreciated, but for the love of bell hooks do not follow only with the intention of unfollowing later. People put their time, money, and energy into giveaways, it’s dishonest and rude af to do that look at ur life look at ur choices
3) Likes do count, but I strongly suggest that you reblog too, at least once. (You must like or reblog this post at least once to enter! I’ll be checking.) SUPER IMPORTANT LIKE BEYONCE-LEVEL IMPORTANT: Be sure to record every entry on rafflecopter, that’s the only way it’s guaranteed to be seen, because that’s what I’ll be using to pick the winner since tumblr is notorious for eating notes on giveaway posts!
4) I will ship anywhere ‘cept Narnia and Nightvale u live in Siberia u live in Nebraska whatever that’s fine u’ll get ur shit *gently dabs your forehead with a damp towel*
5) There are loads of ways to get extra entries and most of them aren’t even that annoying, check it out on rafflecopter just do it u kno u want these goodies.
6) No reblogging to giveaway blogs it’s cheating and u know it *peeps at u over my rad shades*
7) Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on September 30th. Stuff will be sent out sometime in the few weeks after that calm down friend you’re waiting for some cutesy bracelets not the third season of Orange Is The New Black
* Your choice of up to 5 feminist books (pictured). Yes folks a few of these are thrifted but none of them look like they were the property of the Half-Blood Prince don’t be a hater u capitalist pig
* Your choice of 3 buttons from my shop, hella awesome.
* Your choice of 3 bracelets - a full list isn’t available yet because I’m visiting family and I stupidly forgot to take pictures before I left, but samples are above. Examples include: Feminist, Riot Grrrl, Khaleesi, Queen, Mermaid, etc. More pics will be posted later don’t panic these bracelets are cute as hell
* Your choice of 5 (individual) stickers from my shop - not all of the designs are officially up for sale yet, but you can still choose those designs!
* One pack of 4 Superhero Buttons ft Supergirl and Wonder Woman
* Your choice of one “No Uterus, No Opinion”, Powerpuff Girls, or “I heart Men” button
* One Wonder Woman Keychain
* One custom mixed CD of “girl power” songs (playlist is a surprise!)
Your choice of the following -
* One book and 3 stickers
* 3 stickers, 1 bracelet, 1 button
* 2 buttons, 1 bracelet
* A bracelet, button, or 3 stickers of your choice
Okay that should do it, stay tuned for additional info and possible additional prizes in the coming weeks!
Hey, I’m running a feminist giveaway on my personal, and I thought some of you might be interested! You get two extra entries just for being a follower of WKA. <3
i vividly remeber long before doge began there was a picture of a dog on a beach with the same text style and somebody commented “OK CAN WE STOP ALL THIS BAD GRAMMER AND COMIC SANS” and it freaks me out that doge was so close to never happening and that is when i realized just how amazing this world is
You’re telling me that doge almost didn’t happen???? HOW CAN YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS.
Who had to fuck it all up and make it happen 😩😩😩
hey wow i put off making this so long i’ve almost hit another hundred, way to go max
anyway i’m giving away night vale shirts
- two winners will each get their choice of shirt from the night vale store (yes this includes the tanktop, no this does not include the hoodies)
- this giveaway ends october 15th
- winner will be chosen by the pulses coming from hidden gorge (or random number generator, whichever is available at the time)
- you must be comfortable with giving me your address
- this is an international giveaway!!!
- you don’t have to be following me ( steveeugenecarlsberg ) but i would greatly appreciate it if you did!! my blog is 95% night vale so if you like the show (and i’m assuming you do if you want a shirt from it) you should check out my blog
- like/reblog/comment to enter, as many times as you like
- good luck!!!
tbh if you shit on people who go to community college youre gross and i dont like you
Police had been responding to a “disturbance” near the University of Tennessee when a house party estimated to be composed of 800+ individuals spilled out onto the street. Deputy Brandon Gilliam wrote in the report that when detaining Dotson, he “began to physically resist officers’ instructions to place his hands behind his back, and at one point grabbed on to an officer’s leg.” At some point, Deputy Phillips felt the need to begin choking Dotson to the point where he passed out — lethal force by any definition.
The deputy who assaulted the student was fired and the deputies who stood by were suspended. As it should be.
This dude made a rookie mistake. You never assault the rich white kids, they’re the only ones the system cares about after all.
LETS FUCKING CLARIFY:
A COP CHOKES A WHITE BOY AFTER A ROWDY PARTY UNTIL HE PASSED OUT AND GETS FIRED ASAP.
A COP PUTS AN ASTHMATIC BLACK MAN IN A CHOKE HOLD UNTIL HE DIED AND WE’RE STILL WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO FUCKING HAPPEN.
THIS IS WHY I CANNOT TRUST “THE SYSTEM”. ITS EITHER SUPER FUCKED UP OR ITS WORKING JUST THE WAY THEY INTENDED IT TO. and we all know which one is right.
my self esteem is so low that it could be classified as a new species of deep sea creature
I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
I like how tanx and cotx are friends.
I don’t understand math but it’s nice to see the equations getting along.
Wow I could’ve learned it by looking at this instead of having a teacher teach this too me. This picture is more clear and accurate than a teacher teaching it.
Lol this picture is everything I’ve ever needed
My trig teacher would literally stand up on a chair in class and do this
I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS
I had a really weird dream this morning, but the only thing I remember was that I found a cell phone and someone from like the early 1800s was trying to communicate with it and I texted them nudes to freak them out.
My friend got Night Vale/ Desert Bluffs themed nails and they are awesome.